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Set of 6 ELLEN DeGENERES 1.25" MAGNETS ~ Show
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These magnets are manufactured from the highest quality materials, made of a hard metal base, thick mylar, strong magnet and true to life vibrant colors. Put them on your refrigerator, locker, file cabinet or any metal object you can think of! Magnets are great party favors for your next gathering and also make great prizes/giveaways. They are wonderful gifts for everyone!
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I LOVE ELLEN DEGENERES Mug Coffee Cup 11 oz
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This high quality ceramic mug makes a great gift for anyone! The design is on both sides of the mug! The image is adhered through a heat process that makes it durable and long lasting. The colors won't fade, so the mug can be enjoyed for years to come!
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I WATCH ELLEN EVERY DAY Mug Coffee Cup 11 oz
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This high quality ceramic mug makes a great gift for anyone! The design is on both sides of the mug! The image is adhered through a heat process that makes it durable and long lasting. The colors won't fade, so the mug can be enjoyed for years to come!
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If These Walls Could Talk 2 [VHS]
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HBO caused a stir when it aired If These Walls Could Talk, a portrait of three women from three generations (all who occupied the same house at various times) who had unwanted pregnancies. HBO utilizes the same gimmick in the sequel, this time telling the story of women who love women.The three stories of If These Walls Could Talk 2 are uneven. Far and away the most powerful and moving story is the first, taking place in 1961, starring Vanessa Redgrave as a woman "widowed" when her partner of 50 years suddenly dies. Redgrave is phenomenal, and her piece alone makes this sequel worth watching. The 1972 portion stars Michelle Williams, who finds dealing with the sexual politics of the gay community increasingly more complex when she falls in love with a boyish woman (played by Chloë Sevigny). The most modern piece, taking place in 2000, portrays a contemporary lesbian couple (Sharon Stone and Ellen DeGeneres) determined to have a baby. The light nature of the story detracts from the more serious issues of the earlier segments. Despite the mixed fare, HBO once again proves itself on the cutting edge of moviemaking, with this rather daring film that will both provoke and entertain. --Jenny Brown
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Mr Wrong [VHS]
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Of course, we all know now why Ellen DeGeneres can't find Mr. Right, though she was much less forthcoming when she made this limp comedy in 1996. At that point, while riding the middling success of her TV series, it probably seemed like a good career move to make this increasingly desperate film. She plays Martha, a TV producer in her 30s who is under pressure from both her parents and friends to find the right guy. Then, by accident, she stumbles across Whitman (Bill Pullman), who seems like the ultimate dreamboat: handsome, sensitive, and thoughtful. But his flaws become quickly apparent, and when she tries to break it off, he becomes a stalker. DeGeneres has some funny material early on, then must settle for reacting to Pullman's bizarre behavior. Pullman often is funnier than his costar but neither of them is particularly well served by the cobbled-together script and the generic direction of Nick Castle. --Marshall Fine
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I'm a psychologist, not a professional comedy writer (After all, how funny is this first sentence?). But when, about 20 years ago, I took up to an hour each day (and I mean, for 365 days) just to write jokes, gags, and one-liners for cartoonists, comedians, and speakers, I thought I was clever enough to make it a life-long habit.
It was fun, I learned a lot, and I even sold a few jokes. However, by the end of the year my ability to keep cranking them out disappeared and I burnt out.
The experience taught me 3 things: First, I'm not cut out to be a full-time comedy writer. Second, I developed a strong appreciation of the professional comedy writers who can do this day after day, year after year. And third, I did learn how to put together a one-liner. I have used this knowledge ever since in speeches, meetings, other writing projects, and social conversation.
I have come to the conclusion that it ain't rocket science. If I can do it, you can do it (provided that you have a good sense of humor, a facility for word-play, and nothing better to do).
Before I give you my magic formula, I should tell you that formulas don't work. A great one-liner, like any work of art, has its own unique inspiration, follows its own unique rules, and surprises us in its own wonderful way. Also, the jokes I will use as examples are original (not particularly funny, but certainly original). That's because I don't want to get sued, especially by some comedian who claims I was stealing his or her jokes.
So here are 5 rules for creating a one-liner:
RULE 1: Choose 2 topics-1) the content of the joke, and 2) the surprise topic. For example, let's say you've been putting in a lot of overtime at the office. Now, just for the sake of making this a good mental exercise, let's also say that you combine this topic with the fact that you have a dog. Here is one possibility of combining them: "I've been putting in so much overtime, that I came home to an empty house last night. I found a note. It said, 'I can't take it any more. I've gone for a long walk in the park to think over our relationship.' It was from my dog."
Ok, so it's not that funny. That brings us to...
RULE 2: Look for opposites, especially ridiculous and impossible opposites. Many, many great jokes rely on opposite meanings. A few years ago at a Rotary meeting in which I ended the year of my presidency, I wanted to say a few things before turning the club over to my successor. I began by saying, "Before I formally hand over the reins of powerlessness, ..." It got a nice laugh.
RULE 3: Build up the joke in a certain direction, so that the listener is locked into one assumption, and then spring the joke on them. For example, talk as if it is something important, and end with something trivial: "I should like to introduce my business partner, my mentor, my best friend, and a man to whom I owe five bucks, ..."
RULE 4: Put the key word or phrase, the one that changes the meaning, at the very end of the one-liner. You'll notice that the very last words in the previous three jokes ARE the joke (dog, powerlessness, five bucks). Imagine a cocktail party. Everyone has a drink in his or her hands, except for one guy. His wife turns to him and says, "You know, George, you really SHOULD have something to drink--otherwise people will think you're an alcoholic." This is a lot funnier than, "You don't want people to think you're an alcoholic, do you? You'd better drink something." This second line isn't as funny because the second topic (alcoholism) is introduced before the end. It blunts the surprise and therefore the comic shock at the end.
RULE 5: Get rid of every unnecessary word and idea. Nothing ruins a one-liner more than even one extra word. My wife, Christine, is a Paramedic with the Chicago Fire Department (She was my hero long before September 11th). She works a 24-hour shift. Over the years I've developed a stock response to people who ask me if I'm worried about my wife being in the firehouse all night with all of those men: "Gee, you're right. I'd better call and warn those guys." Is there one unnecessary word in that response? I don't think so.
So there it is. Follow these rules, and you can create a one-liner. Will it rise to the level of a Henny Youngman, a Jay Leno, an Ellen DeGeneres, a Bob Hope, a Richard Pryor, or a George Carlin? Probably not, but it's fun, it's creative, it's a good mental exercise, and--who knows?--you may discover that you have a talent for it.
Oh, and one word of caution. If while you are following these rules you think of something truly funny, forget the rules. Go for what's funny.
Sander Marcus, Ph.D., is a Licensed Clinical Psychologist and Certified Professional Resume Writer in Chicago. He has over 3 decades of experience in providing career counseling, aptitude testing, job search coaching, and resume writing to tens of thousands of individuals. He is the co-author of 2 books on academic under achievement, various tests, and numerous articles. He can be contacted at marcus@iit.edu, 312-567-3358. www.center.iit.edu
Will Ellen DeGeneres made a good American Idol judge?
Ellen DeGeneres have make her debut as an American idol judge. She replaces Paula Abdul, who was the reality show's judge right from the inception 2002. Will Ellen DeGeneres make a good American idol judge?
The ex American idol judge, Emmy award winning choreographer, Paula Abdul had won the admiration of many as a sympathetic and compassionate judge. She is known to be horrified over Simon Cowell blunt appraisal on the contestants and even threatened to leave the show at one time. Though her comments on the contestants in the show may sound like an old record, her chemistry with Simon Cowell was sometimes sizzling.
Take a poll here: Who do you think is the better America Idol judge?
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Many of Paula Abdul fans feel that American idol would not be the same without her and there are people who threaten to stop watching the show. Her replacement, popular comedian and entertainer Ellen DeGeneres, host of “The Ellen DeGeneres Show†might have a big shoe to fill. However as one of America’s funniest entertainer, there are some American Idol fans who believe that her quick wit and vast entertainment experience could bring a new life to the show.
According to Randy Jackson in a interview with MTV, Ellen DeGeneres passion for music and as an avid American Idol fan, makes her an ideal judge. He said “"She'll give that layperson-at-home view. ... She will give the at-home viewer a real voice to be on the judges' panel."
As the show season starts, the American public will be watching and perhaps judging the performances of Ellen DeGeneres as a judge. One thing we can be sure of is, there will be more laughter during the show.
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So what do you think about Jenna Bush calling her dad on Ellen DeGeneres's show?
On Yahoo's main page.
I think it is kind of cool and how he wish Ellen DeGeneres and her audience a Merry Christmas. That he loves her.
Kind of blows the image that liberals have built up about the evil Bush.
You guys need to get rid of that hate before it eats you up.
So what do you think about it?
Watch the clip and let me know.
Totally cool, totally American. : )
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